1) I Want To Hold Your Hand 2) Love Me Do 3) Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da 4) We Can Work It Out 5) I Saw Her Standing There 6) I Feel Fine 7) Can't Buy Me Love 8) All My Loving 9) Day Tripper 10) She Loves You 11) A Hard Day's Night 12) Paperback Writer
Franco
“When I bought Pet Sounds, I expected GOD DAMN PET SOUNDS
NOT THIS BAROQUE POP SHIT”
If you think about it, there’s a good chance that someone
who bought that highly acclaimed Beach Boy’s album had actually hoped for it be
a collection of pet Sounds, and in turn, was disappointed by the results of the
actual album.
Well, no fear, because this Beatles tribute album with
actual pet sounds on it should provide closure to their needs
Like, I’m serious. The main melody of each song is replaced
with dogs barking, sheep baaing, chickens clucking, cats meowing, so on and so
forth. Sounds like a crazy idea, but does it work?
…
BUT DOES IT WORK?
This is probably the stupidest album I’ve ever heard in my
life. The first two minutes of the album, I was crying of laughter. By the end,
I was crying in despair. Why…why would anyone make this? What was the end goal?
Like seriously, someone actually put thought and effort into this, and actually
wanted it to be released to the world. Why? As a joke? Just for the fun of it? I
don’t know. I really don’t know. And it’s gotten into my head. The only reason
I listened to this all the way was to check my endurance, but alas I don’t feel
too good after listening to it.
I mean, even with animal noises being the style of this
album, it still sucks. There is no timing in this album, and it sounds like
they are just randomly pressing buttons on a keyboard.
Oh god. Why am I still reviewing this? My head hurts. I feel
sick. All that I feel is guilt. Why did I listen to this? Why did I think this
would be a good idea to review?
Man…
The problem with this album is that…oh geez, how am I
supposed to review this? I mean, all that this album comprises of is the
backing tracks to Beatle songs, with there being animal sounds piled on top,
somewhat arranged to the form the melody. That’s it. That’s all there is. For 2
minutes, it’s hilarious and amusing, for 29 minutes, it’s the equivalent of
having a hammer hit on your head repeatedly, over and over and over again. If
that’s the type of music you like, then this should be 10/10. If not, then
that’s one way to know that you aren’t insane.
Anyways, I don’t know what else to say. I’m done.
Jonathan
I’m writing this review before finishing the album. That
should tell you what type of album it is. It’s the Beatles with dog sounds for
29 minutes. Not just dogs! Sheep, chickens, cats! Maybe they’re trying to make
some statement on how animals started the music and we pesky humans stole it.
Maybe they’re just nuts. Franco just pointed out someone put thought and effort
into this.
Man…………….
Anyway The Beatles with dogs and other animals doing the
vocals! Sounds hilarious. No it doesn’t you fuckhead this is the sound of
insanity. This is one of the most painful things I’ve ever heard. The backing
tracks sound dull and synthesized in places. The ‘vocals’ are definitely
synthesized. They try to make them follow the vocal melodies but it sounds like
a cacophony of cacophonies of animals. If ever a good case for abattoirs was
made it was here. I want to eat a dog.
Every copy of this album should be hunted down and
destroyed.
I used to love The Beatles. Now I love nothing.
For every album there should be a cover album like this, to remind us why we like music.
For every album there should be a cover album like this, to remind us why we like music.
I mean I thought it would be good for a laugh, worth
listening once. This isn’t a review it’s a warning. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM
THIS ALBUM.
Listen to this album!:
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